Benign.........................What you be after you be eight.

Bacteria......................Back door to cafeteria.

Barium........................What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section.....A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty.

Colic...........................A sheep dog.

Coma.........................A punctuation mark.

D&C...........................Where Washington is.

Dilate.........................To live long.

Enema.......................Not a friend.

Fester........................Quicker than someone else.

Fibula........................A small lie.

G.I.Series.................World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail...................What you hang your coat on.

Labor Pain...............Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff...........A Doctor's cane.

Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates.

Node.........................I knew it.

Outpatient................A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear..............A fatherhood test.

Pelvis.......................Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative........A letter carrier.

Recovery Room......Place to do upholstery.

Rectum....................Damn near killed him.

Seizure...................Roman emperor.

Tablet.....................A small table.

Terminal Illness.....Getting sick at the airport.