Coldwell Banker University Realty, specialists in farms, farmettes, country estates, rural lots, acreage, woodland, cabins, recreational property, 126 East Foster Avenue, State College, PA 16801, 814-237-6543, www.cbur-ruralproperty.com

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A FARMER'S GUIDE TO COMPUTERS
  1. Modem - What you did to the hay fields
  2. Keyboard - Where you hang your keys
  3. Windows - What to shut when it is 30 below
  4. Windows 95 - What to open when it is really hot
  5. Log on - What to put on the stove when implementing windows
  6. Hard Drive - Getting home during January
  7. Download - Getting the firewood out of the pickup
  8. Megahertz - What you get it you’re not careful downloading
  9. Microchips - What calves leave in the pasture
  10. Crash - What you do after you receive your accountant’s bill for your tax return
  11. Computer - What you say when calling your dog "Puter"
  12. Byte - What "Puter" does if you don’t feed him
     

Coldwell Banker University Realty is licensed in the State of Pennsylvania, USA, License No. RB-023447-A.
Coldwell Banker University Realty is not licensed in any other states.

 

 
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